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  • Are Your Lips Ready for the Apocalypse? These are the kinds of things your lips have to worry about these days. Well, we've got you covered.  Our Lip Balm is Natural/Organic with a SPF 30. Earth Conscience, and No Plastic! So, Heal Up Between Battles With:
    • And Natural Disasters 
    • Government Takeovers
    • Creepy Cults
    •  Roaming Mobs
    • Unexplained Infectious Diseases
    •  The Apocalyptic Sun
    •  "End of Day" Militias
  • (2 pack large .5oz. plastic free paper tubes)
    • With their impressive medicinal ingredient profile, they are not just amazing at healing chapped/cracked lips... Use topically on any skin wounds, cuts, and abrasions to soothe and accelerate heal time. 
  • INGREDIENTS: Lemon Balm, Almond Oil, Calendula, Comfrey, Beeswax, Menthol, Clove and Zinc
    • FYI: Lemon Balm is a great remedy for cold sores and fever blisters! Killing the Virus!
  • Organic comfrey leaves accelerate the heal time, while Calendula oil and beeswax protect and soothe painful areas. Great for chapped lips, blisters, and raw cracked skin.

The Hairy Gnome-Apocalips. Are Your Lips Ready for The End of The World?

  • THE HAIRY GNOME is an outdoors product line of Serendipitous Summer Farms. We are committed to minimizing waste and working with responsibly sourced materials and packaging. Our herbs are harvested from our permaculture beds here on the farm nestled in the Ozark foothills . Apart from using the highest quality herbs and oils, we have a lot of fun with our products! Using snarky and at times borderline offensive labeling to get a good laugh in while we work. Enjoy.

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